First thing I would use Google Glasses for is to find where I could by new sunglasses to cover those stupid looking Google Glasses.
Mar 27th at 12:08pm

@SarahKSilverman @MittRomney Damn Mitt, you were looking pretty constipated in there for a second.
Sep 11th at 11:02pm

I love your tweets @brainpicker, but you are controlling my Tweet life. You tweet a 1,000 times a day! @SarahKSilverman needs attention too.
Jul 25th at 10:37am

6 million passwords hacken on Linked and mine was untouched. I KNEW 1234 was the way to go!
Jun 6th at 2:59pm

@inakiescudero EPA! sí necesitas info de PR dèjame saber:)
May 1st at 3:47pm

Greatwork=Promotion=Mentoring=Promotion=BigPictureThinking=GoIndependent=Becoming a business man= Pay someone else to do great work:(
Apr 19th at 11:55am

I'm gonna make 4 nerds follow me with one word: DRUPAL!
Apr 3rd at 11:35am

If The Freelancer's Union were like PETA would they be throwing paint on people with jobs?
Apr 3rd at 11:34am

Thanx mom... for not being this woman: http://t.co/oHSQGvuZ
Apr 3rd at 9:40am

Rest in Peace #1. Thanks for the eyelashes and the love of music.
Apr 3rd at 9:37am